Anonymous: I'm glad you had fun the other day! And you should definitely watch We're the Millers, I almost died IT IS SO FUNNY. hehe. Anyway, 16 days for Christmas! Have you set up the Christmas tree or done any preparations yet? You may find a special surprise among the decorations! ~Secret Santa :)
My family put up our Christmas tree and I got a little one for my bedroom!
"People hate that I flip two cigarettes
Upside down in each pack
But I hate that people notice
When you gain three pounds,
But not when you buy a new hat.
I’ve been told that the way I sleep
With one leg draped over
The person lying next to me
But I think it’s annoying
When people tell me
I look pretty,
But only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men
Like to touch the girls who work late at bars,
But I want to know
Why they never kiss the women they married
forty-two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters
That it’s rude to refuse a hug
From an uncle they’ve met three times,
But forget to teach them
That they aren’t obliged to kiss
The boy who paid for dinner."